How to Make Music....
Introduction
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Image: © Ian Paterson Taken: 18 May 2020
Simple. Buy a packet of guitar seeds, grow under glass at minimum 20 degrees and prick out into a large pot filled with well-rotted compost until it's 6 inches tall. Plant on in its permanent position in well-drained soil amongst other plants, ideally with a gravel mulch. As soon as the first fruits start to appear (in around 20 years) cut back all but the best one and eventually you will be rewarded with a fine specimen. Unfortunately for this gardener, he didn't do enough "Bert" (Weedon) and as a result an infestation of minimitis occurred and is now sadly peppered with the wee beasties' characteristic flight holes.