Not in a million years.....
Introduction
The photograph on this page of Not in a million years..... by Ian Balcombe as part of the Geograph project.
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Image: © Ian Balcombe Taken: 18 Mar 2012
..... will you guess what this is: unless you've had barrels of wax washed up on your doorstep, then put the wax in a corner and over the years it's all melted and gone gunky and fossilisedesque. The Tate Modern would probably pay a seven-figure sum for this, if it wasn't so beautiful.